So a few nights ago I got a strange call from a creepy old guy. Below is a transcript of the conversation translated in English:
Me: Hello (In English).
Creepy old man: Hello? (In Japanese)
Me: Yes, hello? (In Japanese)
Creepy old Guy: Aya-chan?
Creepy Old Guy: What do you mean, “no”? …so what’s up?
Me: I’m pretty sure you have the wrong number.
Creepy Old Guy: Don’t tease me you, bully.
Me: No, I really think you have the wrong number. I am not Aya-chan. I am a male foreigner. My name is—never mind, I don’t want to tell you my na-
Creepy Old Guy: Stop playing games! I love you!
I hung up at that point. Maybe living in Japan isn’t so great…